(Source: laggylife)

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

(Source: appil)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

humansofnewyork:

“My younger brother killed himself when he was sixteen. He found my Dad’s old gun in the ceiling panels of the office. The strange thing is, when he came home from school that day, my grandmother was cooking in the kitchen, and he asked her to make him a plate. Then before she could finish, he was dead. So we wonder, maybe he was just playing with the gun and it accidentally went off. There wasn’t a note or anything. My biggest regret is that he’d recently asked me for money to sign up for Tae Kwon Do lessons. And I always gave him money when he asked. But this time I didn’t, because I was newly married and we were pinching pennies. I always wonder if he’d have learned something in those lessons that would have changed his view of life.”

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(Source: h0odrich)

(Source: memewhore)

moodylesbian:

I’m a lesbian get away from me

porkrub:

I love nial from one direction

porkrub:

I love nial from one direction

(Source: princehomo)

odysseiarex:

this summers wardrobe colors:

  • black
  • off-black
  • pastel black
  • blue-black
  • warm-toned black
  • light black
  • dark black
  • very dark grey
shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

(Source: loudest-whisper)

obamasbigblacktoe:

I TOOK A SHIT

(Source: ambivalentlyyours)

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

(Source: closedeyesmile)